Friday, November 21, 2008

the Clash of Frequencies

Gone are the days when teachers used to nag us for presentations on various subjects. Back at school I have done many projects and presentations and one of them is 'the clash of frequencies', that i had penned down with a little help from my friends ash and swetha for the English class.
'The clash of frequencies' is all about the clash of two stations on the frequency band of a radio, one airing a cookery show and the other, a cricket commentary. There are 3 characters-
commentator 1(was played by ash)- C1
commentator 2(swetha)- C2
cook(me)
Here it goes..it has to be read fast to enjoy. Please don't mind if it is too kiddish as i wrote it in my 8th grade!

C1 : good day! isn't it sir, perfect for a tiring match.
C2 : indeed it is.
COOK : welcome to our show- spice'n bites! today I'm gonna make some lip smacking pav bhaji. the dish consists of the following ingredients- 2 sour tomatoes,
C2 : sachin, saurav, zaheer,
COOK : garam masala, chilly powder, some roasted
C2 : dravid and sehwag
COOK : now heat some oil in the sauce
C1 : field and Pakistan has won the toss and they choose to bat
C2 : the match has started.! sir, how do you think the starting is?
COOK : it is getting heated and now you can add some chopped
C1 : audience who are cheering their country.
C2 : the opening batsmen are very energetic and are giving superb
COOK : salt to the dish. now boil 2 potatoes
C1 : sir, what do you think about taufeeq and anwar's performance today?
COOK : let them boil for some more time until they are cooked.
C1 : that's a big wicket! sayed anwar is leaving the field with 101
COOK : sour toma!toes. now add some garam masala and the best brand of garam masala is
C2 : that's an LBW! and it is the fifth wicket for team India
Mandira Bedi : namashkar! extra innings mein apka
COOK : pav bhaji is getting ready
Mandira Bedi : the Pakistan team gave an awesome batting performance and
COOK : the onions give a smacking taste to the dish
Mandira Bedi : the Indians have bowled well. we have 'super fours' brought to you by Airtel. waquar younnis is hitting
COOK : turmeric to the dish
C1 : welcome back . pak score is 201. now the indians need just 202 to win this match. here comes
COOK : chilly powder
C1 : to the field
COOK : and now mash the
C2 : fielders
COOK : and add to the bhaji.
C1 : sir, do you think akthar would take this wicket?
COOK : sour tomatoes would always do better for the
C2 : that's a very good catch by waquar younnis , sachin leaves the
COOK : sauce pan
C2 : without finishing his century....
C1 : dravid is playing very well
COOK : the dish is almost ready....
C2 : only 2 more runs!
COOK : for the pauv bhaji to be ready
C2 : its damn hot and the cricketers are sweating a lot...
COOK : aaahhaa! and that smells wonderful
C1 : whoa that's a beautiful six by dravid! India has won the match and the men in blue are shinning
COOK : you can add some fresh cream for garnish.
hope you liked it :)

3 comments:

Unknown said...

:o u wrote it when u were in 8th grade...
thats gr8...thats a good mix of talent...

Unknown said...

ITS GR8...gud arrangement of phrases....which makes it more comical...bt need mores pice added 2 it;)...lol

Unknown said...

hey ash good job keep it up....cheers !!!!!