Today, as I was walking down the road where my school stands, too many memories came gushing into my mind. There were so many little, happy and silly things that I did back at school. It's really funny when I think about it now. It'll be too hard for me to put down all the incidents but let me share one of them.
It was a bright sunny day. There was bull (as we fondly called our math teacher), teaching algebraic identities and there were we, myself and Ashy sitting in our scarred bench. I was giving the finishing touches to my champagne glasses, a lil' bit of shading here and there. As I was about to finish, Ashy grabbed my notebook greedily enough, saying it was her turn and then she turned over and started scribbling down her soup bowls and burgers. We were having our own little laughs every now and then, relishing our vignettes! We were actually calming our hunger pangs doing so, as the lunch break was AN HOUR away and our little bellies were already on fire!! As my turn came, I started sketching down huge, appealing sausages *mmmm* on the paper, while Ashy was muttering curses up on every single carnivore on earth.
'Shuttttt up ash!'- I barked.
'You shut up! whats your problem?'-she barked back.
'You are my bloody problem..how can you not like sausages??? you don't deserve to live on this planet! '- I said.
It was a bright sunny day. There was bull (as we fondly called our math teacher), teaching algebraic identities and there were we, myself and Ashy sitting in our scarred bench. I was giving the finishing touches to my champagne glasses, a lil' bit of shading here and there. As I was about to finish, Ashy grabbed my notebook greedily enough, saying it was her turn and then she turned over and started scribbling down her soup bowls and burgers. We were having our own little laughs every now and then, relishing our vignettes! We were actually calming our hunger pangs doing so, as the lunch break was AN HOUR away and our little bellies were already on fire!! As my turn came, I started sketching down huge, appealing sausages *mmmm* on the paper, while Ashy was muttering curses up on every single carnivore on earth.
'Shuttttt up ash!'- I barked.
'You shut up! whats your problem?'-she barked back.
'You are my bloody problem..how can you not like sausages??? you don't deserve to live on this planet! '- I said.
and she softly replied with a "moron", followed by a "*****" and for another 10 minutes we cursed each other and threw each other's stationeries around, hitting the unlucky heads :D .
All of this was suddenly disrupted by a bulldozing voice -
'ayye rasscalllss get upp! vaat are you duying?!'
Oopsie! We just realised we had done enough tamasha to distract bull from teaching. My heart was pounding hard as bull walked toward us cuz she was very famous for leaving bulky hand prints on the cheeks! Both of us got up and said we were just copying down the crap that she was crapping on the blackboard. Like duh she dint believe us and she grabbed our notebooks to find Ashy's blank and mine *omg..omg..! my cheeks!!!* filled with a whole page of food display! :D
'ayye rasscalllss get upp! vaat are you duying?!'
Oopsie! We just realised we had done enough tamasha to distract bull from teaching. My heart was pounding hard as bull walked toward us cuz she was very famous for leaving bulky hand prints on the cheeks! Both of us got up and said we were just copying down the crap that she was crapping on the blackboard. Like duh she dint believe us and she grabbed our notebooks to find Ashy's blank and mine *omg..omg..! my cheeks!!!* filled with a whole page of food display! :D
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After a few draggy moments of apologetic and shamefaced drama, I and Ash had to spend the next five minutes outside the classroom. Hearing the cheerful hubbub and imitating bull, we were acting like two self-lost maniacs. The bell rang, bull came out to find us laughing around and seeing her I couldn't stop sniggering... Kya karen childhood problem hai yaar...I suffer from non-stop laughing syndrome, especially in wrong siuations:(
I felt like throwing up seeing princy's smug face, ridiculing us. The 3 of us were inside the Principal's office. While both, my principal and bull were pitying our respective futures and advising us, I and Ash were standing there, our heads facing the floor beaming at each other sideways. Yeah we were a lil shameless (lil??) ;) . The day was followed by a major parents scolding session as the news of our *misbehaviour* somehow reached them.
Now, if you assume that was the end of our devilry...nah you are wrong!
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It was a cool windy day. There was Koms (our lovable 'SST' teacher)cracking her usual pjs, boring her admirers with her past life stories-astrology n bullshit and there were we - myself, chandu, thaks, cd, ashy and the whole row playing name-place-animal-thing-swear words!
STOP
STOP
STOP!!!
STOP
STOP!!!
Yeah, I can hear you say that. Heh. You can guess the rest, can't you? ;)
